Wednesday, November 24, 2010

James Durston: Drunken British expats should be chained up

Li Ka-shing recently asked the Hong Kong citizenry for some ?good ideas? that could make Hong Kong a better place. Here?s one:

Sentence all drunken idiots stumbling around Soho/Central/LKF to 100 days chained to a bar in Soho/Central/LKF ? with no booze. Let?s see how many a cappella renditions of Frankie Valli?s ?I Can?t Take My Eyes Off You? they can take, then throw in a few strangers draping their arms around them and breathing over and over into their face, ?Yuh know, I dunno whoyooarr, buh I love you sho mush.?

An eye for an eye, and all that. 

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